Why Attend a Class Reunion?

Found these while looking around on the web today...


Top 10 Reasons to Attend the Reunion

1. You and your high school friends can drink – legally.
2. If you don’t show up, we will assume you still have a perm.
3. Because you wish you knew back then what you know now.
4. It’s a great excuse to go shopping for a new outfit.
5. C’mon, what’s an extra 20 pounds among old friends?
6. To show off pictures of your kids/step-kids/grandkids/dogs/pets
7. To make up for all of your unexcused absences
8. To show off your hot spouse/partner
9. You want to – you know you want to!
10. Because there are people who still care about you from
back in the day!



10. Everyone will be talking about you if you don't come.

9. To see how many more singles there are now than there were at the past reunions.

8. So your kids can have a chance to throw a party at your house ... without you!

7. To see who's had the most plastic surgery and who knows the best plastic surgeon.

6. To give you a good reason to stay up past 9:00 p.m.

5. To see who wins the award for having the most joint replacements.

4. To give you the incentive to try the latest diet, enroll in a health club and start exercising.

3. To have the chance to reconnect with old friends and old flames.

2. To see if you can still find and recognize local hangouts.

And the #1 reason to attend your High School's reunion Is:

1. To see who still has hair, if it's real, what color it is and where!



TOP 10 Reasons to ATTEND Your High School Reunion!

1. You'll laugh and reminisce with some of your oldest friends.
2. You don't have to lie about your age!
3. Feel better realizing you are not the only one who has been married, divorced, married, divorced, and is still looking!
4. If you are coming to your first reunion, you will feel fully appreciated for finally showing up!
5. Rekindle or begin new relationships!
6. Even if you had some negative experiences in high school, don't fret about it! You'll most likely laugh about it now!
7. Enjoy an evening out without the kids or grandkids!
8. Use the reunion as an opportunituy to get back into shape!
9. Humor the committee! They usually are a bunch of deluded diehards who think everyone should be there!
10. And, finally... studies have shown that those who were initially hesitant about attending their reunion, discover it was the event they wouldn't have missed!

Ideally, reunions evoke wonderful memories and jovial reminiscing!
How can anyone refuse that?