Turning 55 years old with a sense of humor !
I have to celebrate turning 55 with a sense of humor with some famous quotes !
I'm turning 35 with 20 years experience!
Looking 55 is great - - if you are 65 !
I don't expect you to remember my birthday since I never look any older .....
Old age is where food has taken the place of sex in your life and you put a mirror over your kitchen table.
I've reached the stage that people my age look old....Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
In dog years I'm dead.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Like many women my age, I am 35 years old.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around fat old people ...
Be kind to your kids, they will be picking your nursing home.